David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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