She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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