Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i just google imaged poop.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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