Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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