What a fucking waste of an outfit
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
