Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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