How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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