Well apparently he's into motor boating.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
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They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Just pee around me
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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