Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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