youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Randomize
