we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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