But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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