Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i just had sex bonerless
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Randomize
