we're blogging at a bar
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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