I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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