I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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