it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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