super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
