If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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