I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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