im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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