Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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