Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
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