I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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