The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
