I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
What did we do last night that was yellow?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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