He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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