I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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