I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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