i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
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