I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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