he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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