dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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