i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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