When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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