David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Randomize
