i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
You need Xanax blowdarts
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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