We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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