i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
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