Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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