so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
The air was thick with penises
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
Randomize
