with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
He? As in you personified your dick?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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