only if we run a train.
done.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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