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Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
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