Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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