Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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