Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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