just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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