dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I love you.
Bad choice
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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