a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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