He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Boobs speak an international language.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
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