My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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